dylans-hoebrien: when my child is born i expect the doctor to lift my baby up and sing the circle of life
gracehelsmall: i was so mad when i got to high school and it was nothing like this It was like that for me. Show choir, beeyotch.
Men loving Disney is such an attractive quality.
anightmarefantasmic: disneyyandmore: Just sayin’
Cosmo sex tip #557
cosmo-sex-tips: Just before he goes in yell “QUICKLY! INTO THE TARDIS!” (Submitted by :anon) omg
roastduckie asked: You're cracking me up today!
Anonymous asked: Not to be nosey, but what was hidden from you? Also, even though that may upset you, I hope you have many wonderful days in your future. You are seem like a great person so you deserve it (:
So I’m playing Sims and my just married couple are cuddling. And it made me realize that I really want a cuddle buddy right now. Meh.
italicss: for my brother’s senior class trip they went to new york city and his friend went up to him and pretended he was famous and asked for an autograph and then everybody looked at him like this
I cannot stop listening to [title of show]!
When you handed me the first draft of the show, I admit I was a little bit, “What the fuck?”. But I’m not giving up on you guys until all of us have learned to knit on the bus and truck, ON THE BUS AND TRRUUUUUCK!
primisthebomb: you’ve got your olive oil virgin olive oil extra virgin olive oil olive oil with a questionable past I’m so glad somebody else recognized this!
Defender of the Earth:... →
ifinconvenientlikedoctorwho: iamala: starksmash: instantremorse: i hate it when you get your family or parent to watch one of your favorite movies and the entire time you’re glancing at them, waiting for some big reaction and they are completely unfazed/bored by it. …
Emotional tumblr post.
Im not angry about the concept itself, nor do I care anymore, it’s just the fact that everyone hid it from me and the fact that I can oh-so-easily be manipulated and lied to because I’m the “stupid one” of the group. Mmkay. Rant over. Night Tumblr.
Person: Theatre is stupid
Person: Musicals are gay
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
Ensemble behind you: HE HAD IT COMIN'!
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
cooperstan: alexgagskarth: why be in one fandom when you can be in ten
plot twist: you fully understand what goes on during doctor who
whatheballs: shavingryansprivates: i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience unless you experience my penis