May 2013
41 posts
fieldofbeans:
halfbaked-alchemist:
HI
I am the potoo
I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches,
pretending to be a stick or dead leaf
it’s not as easy as it looks
I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon
because, according to legend,
I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon
I approve of this so much.
gryzio:
d-hizzle:
oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE
All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.
kingcroacus:
googlehomie:
hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on hiatus or something
beethoven hasnt heard anything in a while either
formsofallspace:
jfef:
the one in the middle is like “look what u just fuckin did”
this is my favorite video omg
Wanda Sex Tip #527
wandas-sex-tips:
To heat things up in bed, throw him to the ceiling and set him on fire
bedussey:
dootzy:
this video will make your day better
hOLY HSIT
50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."
Other 50% of me: "I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans."
The #1 rule for keeping harmony within the cast...
whatshouldtheatrecallme:
me: *pulls up to the drive thru*
cashier: hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for u
me: can i get a hell yeah
gayzio:
tatterdemalionvulpine:
gayzio:
In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.
“HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK.”
what the fuck did you just say about my mom
okayophelia:
tacticalnymphomania:
nellachronism:
loveforalia:
You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.
Lift up your lightsabers.
We lift them up to the lord.
Let us give thanks to the Force our guide.
It is right to give the Force thanks and praise.
oieur:
italian food is my religion
galaxys4:
who is benedict cucumber and why is he praised so much on tumbler.com
April 2013
154 posts
exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest:
Things that need to be more affordable:
-plane tickets
-whole, natural foods
-gas
-workout clothing
-phone bills
-University (education) tuition
Things that need to be more expensive:
-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket
-cigarettes
-alcohol
Tony nominations in two days!!!
thebroadway: