May 2013
41 posts
May 22nd
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fieldofbeans: halfbaked-alchemist: HI  I am the potoo I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches,  pretending to be a stick or dead leaf it’s not as easy as it looks I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon because, according to legend, I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon I approve of this so much.
May 21st
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May 18th
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gryzio: d-hizzle: oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.
May 17th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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kingcroacus: googlehomie: hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on hiatus or something beethoven hasnt heard anything in a while either
May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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formsofallspace: jfef: the one in the middle is like “look what u just fuckin did” this is my favorite video omg
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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Wanda Sex Tip #527
wandas-sex-tips: To heat things up in bed, throw him to the ceiling and set him on fire
May 10th
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bedussey: dootzy: this video will make your day better hOLY HSIT
May 10th
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50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."
Other 50% of me: "I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans."
May 10th
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The #1 rule for keeping harmony within the cast...
whatshouldtheatrecallme:
May 9th
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me: *pulls up to the drive thru*
cashier: hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for u
me: can i get a hell yeah
May 9th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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gayzio: tatterdemalionvulpine: gayzio: In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful. “HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK.” what the fuck did you just say about my mom
May 7th
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okayophelia: tacticalnymphomania: nellachronism: loveforalia: You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”. Lift up your lightsabers. We lift them up to the lord. Let us give thanks to the Force our guide. It is right to give the Force thanks and praise.
May 6th
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May 6th
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May 5th
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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oieur: italian food is my religion
May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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galaxys4: who is benedict cucumber and why is he praised so much on tumbler.com
May 3rd
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May 1st
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April 2013
154 posts
Apr 30th
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exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest: Things that need to be more affordable: -plane tickets -whole, natural foods -gas -workout clothing -phone bills -University (education) tuition Things that need to be more expensive: -processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket -cigarettes -alcohol
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Tony nominations in two days!!!
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Apr 29th
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