All I want is a hot guy to give me a massage.

My name is Rachel. I love music: musical theatre, classical, alternative, alternative rock, indie rock, country, jazz, big band, swing, acapella, anything! Theatre. Dance. Piano. Guitar. Swing dancing. Tea. Harry Potter. Doctor Who. Sherlock. Red lipstick. Polka dots. Pearls. Ballet. Tap dancing. Hip Hop. Jesus. New York. Broadway. Family. LIFE

May 17, 2013 2:33 pm

gryzio:

d-hizzle:

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

(Source: youtube.com, via femme-not-fatal)

May 15, 2013 4:31 pm
noseasboba:

I never get tired of this photo.
Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:
“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

noseasboba:

I never get tired of this photo.

Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:

“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

(via thetheatreandthetardis)

11:06 am May 14, 2013 11:03 pm

kingcroacus:

googlehomie:

hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on hiatus or something

beethoven hasnt heard anything in a while either

(Source: slydigger, via dut-dut-goose)

6:03 pm

celiakeenan:

[favourite musicals a-z]  drowsy chaperone, the

“You know what I do when I’m sitting in a darkened theatre waiting for the curtain to rise? I pray. Dear God, please let it be a good show…”

(via throughtheeyesofathespian)

6:02 pm May 13, 2013 9:00 pm 4:22 pm

formsofallspace:

jfef:

the one in the middle is like “look what u just fuckin did”

this is my favorite video omg

(Source: youtube.com, via evanfrancis)

9:24 am
fancypantsynancy:

don’t know why i made this. i should go to bed.

Nancy go to bed you are drunk

fancypantsynancy:

don’t know why i made this. i should go to bed.

Nancy go to bed you are drunk

May 12, 2013 5:51 pm 4:58 pm 1:43 pm

aknightlight:

lovefromyourginger:

fandomblogger:

consulting-meerkat:

actuallybatman:

alcoholic-polar-bear:

YES. YES. BEST SCENE IN ALL OF DOCTOR WHO.

ROSE’S FACE IS PRICELESS

Billie is trying SO HARD not to break right there, you can tell. David is just WORKING IT and you can see her fighting not to laugh at him.

The bottom right gif is perection

I’m sure they had to redo this a few times because they kept laughing.

It was WAY MORE than a few times is what I heard.

(Source: dwgifs, via i-was-promised-a-fluffy-chicken)

May 11, 2013 9:31 pm 9:30 pm

keziaaarghhh:

my favourite person ever

(Source: holepsi, via rwr931)

8:37 pm
acagedmockingjayneversings:

MYAF 2013. Basically the time of my life, and I met some amazingly talented people that I will never forget.

PARTY HARDY

acagedmockingjayneversings:

MYAF 2013. Basically the time of my life, and I met some amazingly talented people that I will never forget.

PARTY HARDY